Could a big silly dog be an Anarkitty?

Well, I think this guy could be.
It is a true story. 
Nice big old Saint Bernard liked the bad guy who came in.
Strange. Maybe it wasn't a completely bad guy. He dropped a pair of new jeans on the floor, and carefully left through the front door, not letting any dogs or kitties out.
This was Barnaby Greengrass, a big guy more than a little intimidated by his two kitties. But oh so sweet.